Well, I believe it is time. I had mentioned the idea to my good friend Timon about two weeks ago, and he had found the idea quite abbhorent. "Don't go soft on me, George!" he would say. "Blogs are the work of whiny over emotional teens who have suddenly realized the existence of their johnson". (Timon is rather a big fan of The Big Lebowski, so of course he uses the euphemism all the time) But, aha, I shall prove him wrong! Within this blog I shall enclose my personal thoughts on subjects which amuse me and entertain me, I shall relate to you the details of my most wonderful life, and hopefully allow people to learn of how much utter brilliance and masculinity the Internet has been missing out on.
I solemnly hope, my dear reader, that you shall find my life amusing. I do.
I must go now, the night is young and there is much to see and people to do (see what I did there? ;D) so I shall leave you for now with that penchant greeting. Tommorow, perhaps, I shall tell who exactly this egostical twat is.
~Your first consul.
